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2. Never ride the bus. 3. Never date a woman who has a tatoo of a dagger on her forearm. 4. When skydiving, always pull your ripcord. 5. Never trust a bald barber. 6. Never buy cheap toilet paper, no matter how good the deal. 7. Never eat from a roach coach. 8. Never lick a steak knife. 9. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 10. Never ask a woman if she is pregnant. If you can think of anymore that deserve to be here drop me an email.
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